Christmas gifts for a boyfriend can be a tricky subject for so many girlfriends. What does he like? How does he like it? How often does he like it? Yes, we are still talking about Christmas gifts here so get your mind out of the gutter.

Christmas gifts for a boyfriend can run the whole gamut from love to funny to sexy to even, well morbid. And by morbid I mean a dead skunk in a box with a bow on top. Of course, he won't be your boyfriend for long after that stunt, but perhaps that is the point.

Also, knowing guys don't be surprised if your boyfriend breaks up with you just before Christmas, so he doesn't have to buy you a present, then makes up with you in time for that New Year's Eve kiss. That's the way guys are.

If your guy is not like that then I have a few suggestions for Christmas gifts for your boyfriend that will definitely surprise him and may just make him not want to dump you next year right before the holiday season.

Christmas Gifts for Boyfriends

Nothing says "I love you" at Christmas time like turtle neck pajamas. Yes, they may not be in style, but he's a guy and he wants to keep his neck warm during the cool winter season.

Another idea is the Maxi iPad. Yes, this sounds like a feminine hygiene product, but it's not. This Christmas gift for your boyfriend is actually a big, flat screen television combined with an iPad combined with Google TV. It has all the accessories that his lazy arse needs to play video games, watch sports, surf the internet, text, do Facebook and Twitter and basically neglect you for the sake of technology itself.

If you need a personalized Christmas gift for your boyfriend then you may want to write his name in the snow with your pee (yes, girls can do this, too). Then take a photo of this "word art" have it printed out, framed and give it to him to hang on his wall. He will laugh, cry, be disgusted and love you all the more for this unique Christmas gift.

Does your boyfriend like to drive fast? Then you can go all Kathy Bates on his butt like in the movie "Misery". This may sound a little harsh as a boyfriend Christmas gift, but well worth it as you forcibly remove his real flesh and blood foot and replace it with a lead foot. He may flinch at first, but once he puts the pedal to the metal with that real lead foot he'll love you forever.

And, there is one more idea for a Christmas gift for your boyfriend that I have. Guys like tools and technology so they can feel more powerful. Scrape up enough cash and buy him the Large Hadron Collider. This powerful high energy particle accelerator can be used for good or evil. It will give him superpowers and he can rule the world while holding a white, fluffy cat.

These are just a few ideas of Christmas gifts for a boyfriend that will put a smile on any guy's face. Use these ideas at your own risk and as David Letterman used to say, "Please no wagering".