Okay, what are you thinking? A confederate snowman for a gift? This is the kind of gift you give to someone you don't like very much. If you had any taste at all you wouldn't have click on the link to get to this page.

 

Salvation Army Band

Now, that we've established that you have no taste, let's also establish that you need lots of help. Otherwise, this Christmas season, you're going to be buying all sorts of crap that nobody wants and they'll all have fake smiles on their faces as they thank you for the "wonderful" Christmas gift. Why not instead make a gift for someone? Even it if turns out badly, it's coming from the heart and from your hands and it will be a whole lot better than buying a Salvation Army reject item.