Okay, Rudolph is cool, generally. But, this reject from Overeaters Anonymous is just not the Rudolph we've all known to come to love. Why in heaven's name would you give this tacky little thing as a gift?

 

Fat is cool

If you were actually even THINKING of giving this fat Rudolph as a Christmas gift, you need serious help my friend. Fortunately for you, help is within these pages. Just surf around and you will find everything you need to know about giving the perfect Christmas gift this holiday season.