Gag Christmas Gifts

Gag Christmas gifts are always fun to give in the holiday season. Whether it's the gift of giving or the gift of gag that you're into, there are plenty of items on the market to satisfy even the most discerning Christmas gag gift giver. Remember, funny is never out of fashion!

If you decide that you'd rather personalize your gag Christmas gifts a bit instead of buying a commercial product, then we've come up with a few ideas that will put smiles on the faces of even the most sour of pusses.

Christmas Ping-Pong Balls

Nothing says gag Christmas gifts like coloring a whole bunch of ping-pong balls red and green and putting them in the cupboard in a way that will make them fall out for whomever opens the cupboard next. You lucky target will open the cupboards only to find their eyes following the bouncing balls as they dance across the counter and onto the floor. You can even write "Merry Christmas" on a few of the balls to get your point across.

Lump of Coal

Didn't your parents tell you growing up that if you were bad and Christmas-time that you would be getting a lump of coal in your stocking? Well, its time you made this threat into a reality by passing it down to your own kids. Put a big lump of coal in their Christmas stockings and tell them that this is all they are getting for Christmas. Of course, you may wish to have the real stockings hidden elsewhere unless you truly want hurt feelings during the holidays.

Bad Santa

Well, if you haven't seen the movie Bad Santa, you may wish to do so. If fact, this movie will give you some great ideas on putting on a Santa suit yourself and indulging in all sorts of fun and inappropriate behaviors while around family and friends. Remember, there's nothing like a Bad Santa drinking a little holiday cheer to bring cheer into the lives of others.

Reindeer Poop

As gag Christmas gifts go, this one is perhaps the messiest. Of course, you could travel to the northern regions of Finland, called the Lapland and gather the poop from reindeer and bring it back in an air-tight container using the commercial airlines. Or perhaps you can meet a friendly Laplander online who is willing to ship directly to you. The again, you can fake it by going to your local horse stables and tell them what kind of gag you're up to this holiday season and ask for a few "nuggets" for your prank. If you don't wish to deal with the smell, you can always lacquer the poop or cover it wish artists' Gesso. Next, you can place the poop on a little stand or mounted to a plaque and pronounce it "reindeer poop." Who's going to know the difference?

No matter what your gag Christmas gifts ideas are, make sure that your recipient has a great funny-bone. Otherwise, you may end up with a lot of huff instead of a laugh this holiday season.