Pet Christmas Gifts

Pet Christmas gifts that are unique will be treasured by many. Pet Christmas gifts no longer have to be a chew bone or a catnip mouse toy. There are plenty of alternatives now days for pet Christmas gifts with pizzazz. With a little creativity and planning, your pet Christmas gift can bring a unique joy to both an animal and animal-lover this holiday season.

We've assembled some of our favorite unique pet Christmas gifts for you to enjoy.

Dog Missile Launcher

No longer will your puppy sit in the backyard and howl at the moon all night. Equipped with a doggy ground to air missile launcher he can shoot the moon as they say! With the new doggy ground to air missile launcher you'll also have a new command to teach your pet. Sit, roll over, shake and launch. WMD's not included.

Mouse Farm Vacation

If your cat is feeling a little blue this Christmas, then buy it its own Kentucky Mouse Farm Vacation. Airfare is included in this little excursion to the Jim Bean State, where your little puss can chase thousands of mice a day. It's like a Fantasy Camp for cats. Included in this all-you-can-eat gorge-fest are field mice, harvest mice, tree mice, cave mice, dirty rats and the granddaddy of them all - Willard!

Gerbil Yodeling

Now, you've probably never heard a gerbil yodel and neither have we, but the one thing we do know from our extensive research on the subject is that gerbils love to be yodeled to by Alpine yodel specialists (isn't everyone a specialist now days?). Anyway, for a couple of thousand dollars you can import a band of merry Swiss to yodel to your little rodent pal during the holidays. Your gerbil will love it and it will be fun for the whole family as well.

Turtle Waxing

What do turtles like better than to be rolled over on their backs and poked with a pencil inside their shells? Turtle waxing is the correct answer. Turtles are often envious of those fast, shiny cars they see cruising past them on a summer's day. And if your turtle is like most, it can use a nice buff and shine. Simply use a commercial car wax (we don't have to tell you which one) and apply generously. Once the wax dries, buff it with an old gym sock and presto chango you have a turtle with a high-gloss finish. Your turtle will jump for joy.

If you have any other pet Christmas gifts that we haven't covered here, then please send them in so that we may share them with the others who enjoy this site as well. Remember, a unique pet Christmas gift is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.