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The services we provide are in two areas: selling Christmas
gifts and giving our readers great and wacky Christmas gift
ideas that they can try at home under the supervision of a
qualified adult. And by qualified adult, we don't mean you.
You wouldn't be on this website unless you had a sophomoric
sense of humor like we do. No, by "qualified adult"
we mean a stoic, overbearing control freak who likes to micromanage
things and alienate others. This person usually gets the job
done right though, unlike you and I who are silly slackers.
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