Sick Christmas gifts are a wonderful way to say, "You're important to me." By giving your loved ones sick Christmas gifts you're letting everyone know just how you feel about them in the world's most unmistakable way. Everyone can give a tie or toaster as a Christmas gift, but by giving the gift of sickness, you'll stand out from the rest of the thoughtless crowd.

We've listed a few of our favorite sicknesses that you can bestow upon your loved ones at Christmas-time.

Cold or Flu

Several days before Christmas position yourself so that you're around a crowd of small children with runny noses. Breath deeply. Again. And keep breathing, in and out, long inhale and long exhale, breath slowly and with purpose. Every time a child sneezes or coughs without covering their nose or mouth is a perfect time to suck it all in like a Hoover vacuum cleaner. Now that you're good and infected, its time to start making house calls to those you'll see on Christmas Eve and Day. Drop in unannounced. Don't cover your sneezes or coughs and say Merry Christmas each time you expel germs from your face.

Human Remains

It is reported that in China, the selling of human remains for profit is proliferating at an unprecedented pace. Organs and limbs for transplants and research purpose wield a high price on the black market. While its technically not legal to traffic in human remains, it may just be most unexpected of the sick Christmas gifts for the person who has everything. Whether not you'll get the expected reaction from the recipient remains to be seen.

Bubonic Plague

The bubonic or black plague as some have called it may just be the sickest of sick Christmas gifts to give this year. If you'd like to see your loved ones have swollen lymph nodes, high fever and delirium then this disease is for you. While in the delirium phase, you can ask them all sorts of personal questions that they've been keeping from you and receive spicy answers. A great sick Christmas gift to give would be a flea circus since bubonic plague is caused by fleas from infected Old English black rats so you'll need to import the fleas just for this purpose.

If you have a few ideas for some sick Christmas gifts then send them in. We're always on the lookout for the sickest of the sick Christmas gifts that one can bestow upon another person during the holiday season.